January 2010
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“When I first met you, I thought you were really something. You could shoot...”
– Randall Thompson; “Leavin’ Tonight”
(Listen to it here: http://www.myspace.com/randallthompsonmusic)
It's the Same Action.
If a pregnant woman is murdered, it’s counted as a double homicide, even if the embryo is still little enough to be aborted.
But abortion isn’t illegal.
So if the mother wants her baby killed, it changes the action? Really?
How is this justified?
Anyone Who Enjoys Eyeliner Is a Friend of Mine.
The ancient Egyptians enjoyed eyeliner, baths, cats, and big hair; we would’ve had a lot in common, I think. Except the whole 100 different gods thing.
P.S. I don’t really like this picture anymore- it’s old and my face just isn’t nice in it. However, this goes down in one of my good-eyeliner-days history. It might not really show in this picture, but it was a good day...
“It’s a virgin food lubricant!”
– Joel, trying to describe “olive oil” during an intense game of Taboo.
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WatchDateline Parody - SNL (I don’t often post videos telling people to watch, but this one is very much worth the 30 second commercial, and you’ll pee your pants.)
Beautiful.
Lots of snow; full moon. What more could you want?
Tyler has my favorite ice cream for me.
AWWW.
Summer Playlist.
Sometimes, I like to make playlists way in advance. Like a playlist for summertime when there is 8 inches of snow outside my window.
1. You’re My Best Friend - Queen
2. Woman King - Iron & Wine
3. Wizard Chess - Harry & the Potters
4. I’ve Been Everywhere - Johnny Cash
5. Rubbernecker - Danielson
6. Wouldn’t It Be Nice? - The Beach Boys
7. Shiny Happy...
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In Blizzard Like Conditions:
My dad is grilling out bratwursts and sauerkraut.
If I were German, I’d be proud!
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WatchMyspace Seminar Parody - SNL
I Need the World's Smallest Violin.
I need a corner specifically for me to sit in when I’m sad.
And another one to sit in when I’m stupid.
Unfortunately, this raises the question where am I to sit when I am both?
They're remaking Ferris Bueller's Day Off and that...
wakingdown:
(via izelana)
This is almost as outraging as when they were trying to remake The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12:26 AM:
Just say no to chicken nuggets!
(“It’ll go right to your thighs! and then you’ll blow up!”)
If the Cold Must Continue.
Then I vote for a foot of snow tomorrow!
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Maybe I Should Be a Sushi Chef.
The One Time I Wish I Had the Ability to Make...
I hate being in the bath and then realizing my face wash is AT THE SINK.
Back When I Had the Heart to Make Playlists.
1. “Factory Girls” - Flogging Molly 2. “Lost!” - Coldplay 3. “The Devil Never Sleeps” - Iron & Wine 4. “Highway To Nowhere” - Drake Bell 5. “I Like Giants” - Kimya Dawson 6. “Spitting Venom” - Modest Mouse 7. “Fish To Fry” - The Ditty Bops 8. “Goodbye” - The Postmarks 9. “Here I Dreamt I Was...
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Facts.
I remember every detail about everything. E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
I can remember where anyone stood in any certain social situation; what people were wearing and most everything that was said.
I remember when I first officially saw/met Tyler and what he was wearing and where he was standing, but he doesn’t, because he has terrible memory. Or regular memory. Maybe I’m the weird one.
...
“Boy, I wish I had a pretty girl following me around whispering in my ear all day...”
– Old guy in Walmart’s parking lot addressing Tyler.
Kind of creepy.
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via quote-book) (via randirobot)
I Just Feel Really Strongly...
that the noun “idiot” is perfect for when somebody is being just that.
Sadness.
I am waiting patiently for Conan’s last show.
You Mean the Disney Vault?
Mom: OOOH! [the disney movie] FANTASIA COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET THIS YEAR!
Everyone at the table: The closet?
Darn It, Cat.
My cat just stuck a single claw WAAAAY down into the back of my hand.
He. Is. Evil.
Anonymous asked: Are you watching Conan O'Brien? It's Friday morning 12:13 AM.
- mlombardo
- mlombardo
I'll Laugh When Your Kidneys Fail and Mine Don't.
I really hate when people say that they don’t drink water.
Don’t you like being hydrated? Do you have something against kidneys?
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I Need Some Soon.
Jiao Zi! (Look, Ty, I remembered how to spell it!)
I love jiao zi. It’s delicious. I want some again soon because I haven’t had any in many moons.
Also, I’m getting better with chopsticks. Tyler had to help me. His two years living in China basically made him an expert. I’m jealous.
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Scary Monsters Don't Have Plaque.
Lately, I have been obsessed with flossing my teeth.
(Which for me means flossing regularly.)
